93 - Ashes
Student: Do people have trombones play at funerals? When I die, I want my children to spread my ashes on the beautiful Bora Bora, and then I want to haunt the animals. Then I can scare people!
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.