*I have student draw 3 arrows on music – 1 right to intensify, 1 left to pull back, and 1 down to play his F# lower*
Student: At this rate my music is gonna look like Dance Dance Revolution.
302 – Communists
Student: Only communists eat brownies with a fork.
Mom, Dad...I have some news you're not going to like... 🤭
303 – Space
Student (using space background for online lesson): Oh, my trumpet is getting lost in outer space. It's like a space creature now, with a mind of its own. I can't control it.
*student tries to play something and fails*
Student: It really DOES have a mind of its own...
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.