*I stop the group, but one student continues playing*
Student 1: Stop playing! *grabs other student's trombone and pulls it off their face*
Student 2: Hey! Stop hypocritizing me!
Hypocritizing: the act of hypocritically criticizing someone.
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.