252 - Life is Pain
Student 1: My tailbone hurts.
Student 2: Good.
*end of lesson, student starts walking out of the room wearing his jacket by only the hood on his head, mostly covering his eyes*
Me: Can you even see anything?
Student: I'm an emo now.
250 - Try to Fail
Student: Is it okay if I bomb my audition on purpose so I get 3rd chair in band?
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.