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314 – Farts

8/23/2021

Student: My trombone basically sounds like an amplified fart.
Me: If your trombone sounds like you're farting, you're either doing something wrong with your trombone or you're doing something wrong with your farts.

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313 – Fanfare for the Common Man

8/19/2021

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*student texts me a video of brass playing Fanfare for the Common Man, then the Earth blows up*
Me: Wh...why did the Earth blow up?
Student: [It] was so loud it created a sonic wave traveling to the center of the earth and disturbing the sentient dolphin people living there and accidentally triggering their nuclear arsenal.

Logical.

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