*I feel something in my pocket and pull out little plastic bag with Marah pin*
Me: Ah, that’s where that went.
Student: Is that an edible?
What did I do to deserve this? 🤦♂️
Student: What if they had superheroes just living normal lives, sending faxes and doing taxes? They’d be like, “To the Bat Fax!”
Student: I’m really tired and sore. I’ve had 5 [or 7?] hour football practices yesterday [Tuesday], Monday, Friday, Thursday, and...and I can’t remember what the day before Thursday is...that’s how tired I am!
I know the feels.
Student: Assassination is such a fun word!
It’s been nice knowing you all...
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.