Student 1 (to me): Boy, what are we doing today?
Student 2: Don't call him a boy, he's a MAN! Except he doesn't have a bae...so is he?
Thanks, American media, for teaching our children what it means to be a man.
And it pains me to type "bae". I will do my best to never subject you all to that again.
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.