83 - Vegan
Student 1: What does vegan mean?
Me: It means you don't eat or use animal products.
Student 1: Are you vegan?
Me: No. I had eggs for breakfast.
Student 2: Eggs don't come from animals.
Me: ...yes...they do...
Student 2: Well...not if you get them from McDonald's.
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.