Me: So you're all *grade*, right?
*all but one student affirms that is correct*
Lone student: I'm 900 years old.
Me [in Yoda voice]: Mmm, when 900-years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?
Other students: Whoa! That's really good! Are you the guy who actually voiced Yoda??
Yeah, I just look REALLY good for being 60+ years old...
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.