I bet a student $5,000 he couldn't play something perfectly with his eyes closed (he started the bet, and he was sight-reading, so...).
Me: If you had actually done it, I would have made sure you got the $5,000 somehow. But probably not actually...
Student: Would we have robbed a bank together???
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.