Was subbing for a friend and got to share some of my compositions with the class. Some of the kids decided they liked them and that I should send my music to Disney or Nintendo.
Student 1: I'll be your agent. I'll charge you $100.
Student 2: Well, I'll charge you $99.99, plus $1,000 in taxes.
Not sure he has figured out how contract bidding works yet.
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.