39 - Presidents, Pianos, and Popes; Oh My!

Student: You need to sign the name of the school you graduated from, then sign that you're a doctor. Then you need to give it to the President. Then you need to make a copy while he has it, then give that to Pope Francis. Then you need to sign that you gave me your electric piano. Then you need to give that to the President. Then you need to make a copy of it while the President has it and give that to Pope Francis.
[It just got more convoluted and confusing from there...]
Student (later): Your homework is due tomorrow. And you have to give it to the Pope when he's eating breakfast. You better be really fast!