I was sitting in on jazz band rehearsal at one of the religious schools I teach at, and they pulled out Satin Doll:
Students: Satan Doll?? Oh, so we can play a song about demons, but they won't let us play Tequila?!
This after just playing a song called Get It On (by Chase), which is about exactly what it sounds like it's about and seems probably less biblical than drinking/saying tequila. But, hey, double standards are fun too!
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.