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Student: Would you rather be a chicken or a duck?
Me: A duck. Student: Would you rather be a duck or a hamster? Me: A duck. Student: Would you rather be a duck or a monkey? Me: A monkey. Student: Would you rather be a monkey or a leopard? Me: That depends on what kind of monkey. Student: A spider monkey. Me: Then probably a spider monkey. Student: Would you rather be a spider monkey or a gorilla? Me: A gorilla. Student: Awww, come on, I was trying to get you to say the same animal three times in a row. You only said each one twice. His band director and parents kept commenting that he was making a lot of progress, so...whatever works, right? |
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I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say. 
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