One of the high school students I have had for low brass sectionals the last couple years has been known to ask me...questionable questions on a regular basis. I'm pretty sure I always answered him in the negative, no matter what he asked. During probably the last time I'll ever work with him...
Student: John, do you have a little mama?
Me: *stare at student*
Me: Sometimes I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to talk to you.
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.