Student: I think God is up in heaven at a big console, pressing buttons to change the weather and other stuff. He's wearing a headset, so He can contact all the angels, who are flying around wearing headsets too. And sometimes He's like, “It's boring down there on Earth”, and then he sends down some of His technology.
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.