212 - O. M. G.

I accidentally wore a t-shirt+hoodie to teach a piano lesson today. My student didn't notice until I mentioned it at the end of the lesson. Even then, he didn't realize I was wearing something different from normal...
4thish-grade Student: If you dyed your hair bright green, got like ten rings in your nose, dressed like an idiotic teenager [his words] and only wore gray and black, then I would probably notice. I would be like O. M. G.

Then he proceeded to tell me a story about a guy smoking while talking to another guy who was drinking, and how terrible those people are.