209 - Swift Justice
*student randomly lays down on floor in the middle of his lesson*
Me: Just so you know, that's right where I've been emptying my spit valve.
Student: Yeaaah...I realize that now... That's what I get for being dumb during lessons...
The wet spot right in the middle of his back made him uncomfortable the rest of the lesson. Swift justice is a sweet, sweet thing.
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.