Student: I'm going to invent robotic gloves that you put on, put a chip into with the music, and then they play piano for me so I don't have to practice.
Me: If you can somehow invent those gloves, I will let you use them as much as you want.
Student: It can't be that hard; once I made a clock out of *water, vinegar, and bronze.
*actual list may have been slightly different, I can't remember...
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.