Student: I like school. Piano lessons aren't part of school.
Me: Well, it sort of is. It's definitely part of your education.
Student: If this was part of school, I would try to get expelled as quick as possible.
I'm beginning to think he maybe doesn't like playing piano?
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.