A student didn't fill out his practice record for the week, so I drew a crying face on his practice record. He told me he could draw a better one, so at the end of the lesson he drew one too...
Student: Mine's better because it has a pig nose.
It was also so bad at math that it got a Z-, which is why it was crying...?
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.