Student: I act like I'm 3 years old [he's 8].
Student: Like, if you turned your back on me, the house might explode from a nuke I order, because Donald Trump would sell it to me.
Yeah. I'm not sure either how he got from "I act like a 3-year-old" to "I act like a maniacal dictator who can apparently just buy nukes from the President and install them immediately"...
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.