148 - Get the Nuke

Student: I act like I'm 3 years old [he's 8].
Me: Yeah...sometimes...
Student: Like, if you turned your back on me, the house might explode from a nuke I order, because Donald Trump would sell it to me.
Me: ...what?

Yeah. I'm not sure either how he got from "I act like a 3-year-old" to "I act like a maniacal dictator who can apparently just buy nukes from the President and install them immediately"...