140 - Hugs Not Drugs

*high school Student 1 starts laughing uncontrollably*
Me and Student 2: What?
*Student 1 tries talking, but cannot due to laughter*
*Student 1 takes a deep breath to calm himself*
Student 1: I thought about telling you I'm high on PCP.
Student 1 [fighting off laughter]: I don't even know what that is.
*uncontrollable laughter begins anew*

[later]
Student 1: I feel like a drug addict with this sweatshirt.

Sometimes you just don't know...