Student: *singing something about shooting Barney the Purple Dinosaur through the nose*
Me: Uh...yeeeaaaah, that's not cool...
*student starts giggling*
Student: You NEVER respond how I expect you to respond!
I let him know violence isn't cool. Hopefully that gets through to at least one student sometime...
I have been teaching music across the Twin Cities since 2011. Along with seeing students grow as musicians and people, one of the joys of teaching is the ridiculous things my students say.